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Greeting card verses that didn't quite make it! These were sent to me in an e-mail. So, some of you may have seen these before, but I thought they were funny, and I wanted to share. (creators unknown) |
You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. |
Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. |
You totalled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry? |
I must express my graditude for such a lovely gift, Your thoughtfulness and taste is matched only by your thrift. It's clear that you spared all expense, if you catch my drift. Remove the anit-theft device when you decide to shoplift. |
It's Christmas time, and once again, the family's gathered 'round. Uncles, Aunts, and Cousins come to raise a joyful sound. All that is, except for you, whom we can only send this mail. But we'll save your gifts for fifty years till you get out of jail. |
My tire was thumping... thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry. note: Always remeber to be nice to your kitty |
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